*:Wow, this is harder than I thought..hehe..OH!  There..my sarcasm makes me go "Hehe" because it's so horrible

*:Uhmmm..when people trip and fall hahahaha...that's funny

*:Pooping (Shut up, you know it feels better to rid yourself of wastes)

*:Turd Boy Episodes (Alyssa..haha..)

*:Playing guitar

*:Singing

*:Punk music

*:Going to concerts

*:Watching people in mosh pits (I've been in one..but then someone knocked Alyssa and I over and a big tall dude picked us up..lol...we're only 5' tall..give us a break)

*:Being with people I love

*:When people talk about me and know I can hear them..that gives me a giggle because it's so incredibly juvenile

*:The mental thought of a fat police officer trying to run

*:The hamster that rolls in his wheel to the music "Where Are You Christmas" damnit!  Now that mental picture is stuck in my brain...damn you, Tim..damn you...lol..just kidding..I love you!

*:Making Tim spit out his food at lunch..that's always fun

*:Klutch's Blue Alien song

*:When Alyssa and I confuse people by switching the crap in their lockers

*:The movie "10 Things I Hate About You"..that's a good movie

*:The movie "Bad Boys II" hahaha..omg..it's so funny

*:My kitty cat, Lucifer

*:When Sigmund (our dog) runs into things..haha..it's funny

*:When Evan argues with people..he always wins...it's so funny

*:Little kids...they're funny sometimes

*:When people cry..I'm sorry..I feel bad for them but I don't know, people look funny when they cry..even when I cry if I look in the mirror I laugh at myself..it's horrible

*:Mr. Ness' stories

*:Hmm..I dunno..I'll have to think of more later